Time to Bell the CAT Authorspeak: This is an unintentionally long post (and a badly written one). However, every incident written over here is true without any attempt for ‘overt’ dramatization. The blame for this post’s failure to create impact should lie squarely on my shoulders and to some extent on my limited writing capabilities. The battle pitch has been prepared. They have already sent the invites to the ‘warriors’ who would fight it out amongst themselves to emerge victorious, to become champions. The rules have been redefined this year and the organizers have also decided to change the mode of combat. Thus, though brains and wits would remain the greatest assets of those warriors, they would engage in a virtual battlefield. Life was much simpler when I decided to become a warrior and fought for my ‘pride’. Some of my friends who were preparing for this battle for months had to only make me realize that this battle will be fought in the beautiful city of Chandigarh (Though I m...