VELLAPANTI I am so tied up with work that I am unable to find time to write anything. I found this while going through my old mails and found this to be different (though I may concede it may be boring). However, take this with the spirit that a set of friends were having fun and two of them tried to pull each other’s leg. This conversation took place on 15 th May 2009. The name of the concerned person has been changed for anonymity. The Mail: Disclaimer: The author of this letter has been a witness to one of the catastrophe in the world of friendship. All resemblance to the characters addressed in this missive, living or lost is utmost intentional. Though the author has no intention to sound stodgy never the less he warns on the consequences of reading through this entire letter. This letter is strictly prohibited for pregnant men with surged bellies and children who refuse to grow up. To, The Phantom of the Orient, Hi sir, Firstly I would like to begin with the virtues of a good for...